1/4 part of a muffin please!

Today at work there was a meeting and breakfast was ordered. Normally whatever is leftover gets moved to one of kitchens for everyone to eat. I hate that people think they are doing you a favor by not taking the whole item. Take a look.

I am not very hungry so I only want 1/4 piece of this muffin.







I know that the muffin top is the best part of the muffin and everything, but come on really? Thanks I was really craving a man handled muffin bottom.